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Christina Heaston Photo Shoot

I Am Not As Cool As This Picture Makes Me Look :: But, does this look like a face that wants to waste your time? Well... it is if you have a budget for a comedy show! I Wish I Cared More :: But the truth is, I just don't. Waiting on the Bus :: This is a picture of me waiting on the bus on the way to my last show. The venue asked if I would rather have more money and not fly. DUH! If You Call I Will Answer :: This picture doesn't really prove this. What this picture proves is that I will answer my cell phone during a photo shoot if my wife calls. Customized Shows :: Do you have a dozen cinder blocks that need to be cheered up? I will perform for them, no questions asked! Maybe They Live Here :: This is me wondering if those people walking up on us live in this house. Because we are using this old broken down house with an eviction notice on the front door for our wanna-look-edgy photo shoot. Oops, Didn't See You There :: If I had seen you, then I would have been more prepared from a facial expression stand-point. Look At That AMAZING Shadow :: Amazing, because it looks like the Amazing Spider-Man. Come on! If that doesn't instantly make you want to hire me then I probably have no shot with you. Look at the Window Behind My Head :: It is attached to the house where I will be forced to move my wife and kids if you don't hire me to do a comedy show soon! Bald Haters Beware :: We have a zero tolerance for bald hating and haters. We have a 100 percent tolerance level for baldness. Photo of My Sincere Reaction To... :: Your proposed budget for your show. (Noteworthy-After laughing, I will most likely say yes and do the show.) Come On! :: If I can be in an 80's John Cougar Mellancamp video, surely I can enterain your audiences! Look at That Smile! :: I can smile, laugh, sing, and dance! Wait, I can't sing, but I will if your contract demands that I do.

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