BE WARNED!
You must now prepare for greatness!
From this day forward, your life will never be the same!
Most Sincerely,
Marty
P.S.Thank You for wanting me to perform for you. Please do not mistake my sarcastic attitude for anything other than a low self-esteem over compensating for the fact that I truly have very little talent!
P.P.S.I, or someone from my entourage, will get back in touch with you within 63 hours from the time we receive your email request.
P.P.P.S.Thanks!
Marty Knows "The Code"
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