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Parking Card on Your Windshield?

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FIRST AND FOREMOST:
​Please Know: THIS IS A JOKE!

Marty gives out these cards during his comedy set and if you got one placed on your windshield it means that someone attended Marty's show, got the cards, and then put them on your car or truck. Theoretically, it should also mean your car or truck was not parked properly inside the lines. If you are offended by getting this card on your windshield we have only a few comments for you.
  • Please understand this is a joke.
  • Maybe work on your parking skills.
  • Feel free to email us below and express your opinions.
  • Remember, if you read us the riot act in an email about how Marty shouldn't be judging you for parking poorly, your email is actually judging Marty in the same exact way that you are accusing Marty of judging, which you think is wrong. (Just worth noting...)

Video of this bit is coming soon, so check back!

Keep in mind this all in good fun. If you were given a card on your windshield and you were offended by this then you have Marty's deepest apologies. Either way, we feel like you should take this as a sign that you should find your local church and attend and just see what happens. You never know what avenue God could take to reach your heart!

Psalms 10:3

English Standard Version (ESV)
For the wicked boasts of the desires of his soul,
    and the one greedy for gain curses and renounces the Lord.

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