Gracelife Church's RACE DAY FOR MEN

MEN NEED "RECESS" SOMETIMES TOO!

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GRACELIFE CHURCH'S MENS RACE DAY

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
  • WHERE: Gracelife Church
  •  WHEN: May 18th, 2019 1:00pm-until we finish!
  • HOW MUCH $$: It's free!  (There will be a bucket pass /suggested $10 donation to offset expenses, but if you don't have fun don't pay it!)
  • WHO? Any 
  • WHAT WILL WE DO? A group of men will get together, and hang out, and have pizza and snacks and all race probably ten times each. You will learn strategies and get better at driving the cars the more you do it, and I promise you will HAVE FUN!!! We will form teams and keep score based on how you finish in each race and a championship trophy will be given to the BEST RACER of the day!

IMPORTANT FACTS

  • This is a first of its kind event! You don’t want to miss this! No experience is neccessary!
  • If you are thinking this is a cheesy slot-car set from your childhood then think again guys. This is the updated, 2.0 version of our childhood.
  • Digital Cars means gas tanks, pit stops, strategies, lane changes, lap counters, and more!
  • This first Race Day is for Men ONLY. If it goes well, we may expand to allow for others to join in on the fun next time.
  • You will race all day on and off and there will be cool activities  going on around the tracks to keep everyone busy. Pizza and snacks will be there and the day should end around 5:30ish.
  • We will have a point system and a bracketed competition after a short tutorial on how to operate the cars.
  • We will crown ONE WINNER for the FIRST RACE DAY!
  • THERE WILL BE NO PARTICIPATION AWARDS GIVEN.
  • There will be two tracks going at all times, so if you only have time to be there for an hour or so, you will be able to race a few times. You just won't be eligible for the Championship Trophy! (Think of it as a Rec Center with two basketball courts. On one court the winners stay and play. The other court is like free run pick-up games.)
  • If you have any questions you can email Marty Simpson at stuff@martysimpson.com.
  • Marty believes adult men need “recess” sometimes too, and this is a chance to see if you agree!
  • We will be asking for a suggested donation of $10 to off-set some of the expenses which made this day possible, but if you don't have the money, DO NOT LET that stop you! Come anyway!
  • Space will be limited, so please RSVP and register below! We need to setup the brackets and plan all the races beforehand.
  • (If you are reading this right up to the time of the event, still come on over as we will have races that don't count in the competition happening also, so you will still enjoy yourself, but you may not be in the actual TROPHY running!)
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REGISTER FOR RACE DAY
LOCATION OF EVENT:
Gracelife Church
​Address: 
501 Clemson Rd, Columbia, SC 29229
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