Hello,

I am a comedian. I generate content to make a living.

I want you to picture me like the jazz musician playing his guitar outside a nice restaurant in New York.

You walk by and listen and realize he really knows how to play, so what do you do? You toss a buck or two in his guitar case.

I love making the Gamecock/Clemson videos. I love that you can google the phrase "Clemson math" and my videos are on page 1 right next to www.Clemson.edu links. (Try it.) I am hoping you saw and enjoyed all of those videos. The Paypal button below is my guitar case.

If you want, you can toss a buck or two in my guitar case, but only if you love my videos.

If you don't love them, I don't want your money. I will still accept it, but I don't want it.

Help the cause if you want to. Don't if you don't.

Either way, like the jazz musician keeps playing when you walk by without contributing, I will keep making the videos, because I love doing it.

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But don't be confused, there is no charitable cause in play here. I am not asking you to donate money to charity. I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO DONATE MONEY to assist with some pollution or wildlife cause concerning the Clemson balloons. I am asking you to consider paying me because of how funny the videos are. Some people may think this seems arrogant, and others will think it's desperate begging. Think of it as "a no-contract required" Netflix type thing, only I allowed you to watch the video before you decided whether or not you wanted to pay anything for it. I don't care either way. I just love making the videos and thought some of you may love watching them enough to actually pay me. 

I realize I may be wrong. I have been wrong before, so no big deal.

Sincerely,
Marty Simpson

Support Marty by tipping him below Keep in mind, Paypal has a $0.33 cent minimum fee so if you want to give me $1.00 versus $0.67 cents, then you need to give $1.33. Thanks.

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